Dear eHarmony, Should I Talk About Back Fat in My Profile?

Dear eHarmony, Well, hello! It’s nice to meet you. I thought I’d reach out because it’s rare for someone to go to such great lengths to meet me. Since my divorce, some are having a hard time knowing what to say, but not you, eHarmony. You’re in my newsfeed, Gmail… Continue reading »

And While I’m At It, Who Even Uses the Word “Tatas??”

I’m going to ask you all to do something for me right now. I want you to pretend you were diagnosed with breast cancer. Chew on that for a bit. Think about it. Maybe you looked at your doctor and cried. Maybe you said What?? Because clearly you heard that wrong. Maybe you said… Continue reading »

Hey Angelina! I read your letter :)

Hey girlllll! 🙂 I read your Op-Ed piece on your preventative double mastectomy. OMG! Who knew? That sneaky Brad – such a secret keeper. So it’s funny, but I did the same thing. Yes! Seriously! Back in 2009, I had a double mastectomy because, sit down for this, I have… Continue reading »