I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. Not because I don’t need an infusion of life changes over here (because that list would be a novella), but because I can’t stomach the pressure of it all. All the self-improvement resolution talk makes me tense. I feel like a tween girl who… Continue reading »
OMG OMG OMG. I was paid to write something. Cash money! For the very first time. I will now have a celebratory parade around my house with streamers that will take up most of my earnings. But whatever!! I was paid to write.
I met a woman the other day who asked me for some advice. “I want my son to be autistic.” She said it like I might say, “I want my son to stop peeing on the floor.” Quite sure I misunderstood her, I did the furrowed brow + polite smile, and… Continue reading »