


Here’s to the Cheese in 2016
I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. Not because I don’t need an infusion of life changes over here (because that list would be a novella), but because I can’t stomach the pressure of it all. All the self-improvement resolution talk makes me tense. I feel like a tween...
I Am A Killer of Scorpions.
The other night on my way to bed, I walked to the thermostat to pop up the air conditioning. I do this every night, right after checking the locks, turning off the lights, and kissing the head of my sleeping son. It’s part of my evening routine, and while my arm was...